Monday, February 11, 2008

dear amy winehouse...

In case you didn't notice, you owned every last person at the Grammies last night.  Shockingly, me included.   If you wanted, you could own the female performer market.  Nobody else is doing what you're doing.  Not even close.  The retro voice, the look, your own version of The Pips -- you are so close to greatness.  If only you weren't such a disaster maybe you'd realize that.  These days there's a lot of people hungry for something like what you do -- they don't want Beyonce or Alicia Keys but maybe they're not ready to go full-on Indie just yet.  You are perfect for them.  Snap out of it and get your shit together.

Dedicating your award to your "Blake incarcerated" though -- 100% great.  Laughed right out loud.

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