Saw this over at Not Going Postal (thanks to Richard for the referral!) and thought that, given my recent Twitter bug, that it was pretty friggin funny. It's what dogs would be twittering. How is that not funny!
bailey Just pooped in the hall. On the swirly-patterned rug so it’s indiscernible. Hilarity will ensue.
tutter @bailey BOL! Get it? Bark out Loud.
Quince @tutter @bailey U R such a tool.
bailey Just heard the humans scream. Guess they discovered it! #baddog
tutter @bailey UR such a bitch ROFBOL
Quince @tutter @bailey She’s done worse. I have proof. http://twitpic.com/2epil
tutter RT @Quince http://twitpic.com/2epil hahaha! #baddog
bailey @Quince UR so retarded! I can’t believe you posted that!!
tutter Heard the fridge open. Running to the kitchen at full speed. #corgisrule
Quince @tutter Full speed is pretty slow when you’re shaped like a football with feet.
tutter @Quince Bite me. At least I don’t run around barking like an idiot when the humans say “Is Timmy in the well?” #douche
bailey why is everyone who follows me a neo-con or a porn spammer? or a cat.
bigcat @bailey fine, I’m blocking you. You weren’t reciprocating anyway.
quince Totally humping @tutter right now! I rule.
Tutter @quince @bailey Hahaha! Just noticed mom is following you both. You are so busted.