Tuesday, March 17, 2009

hate mail

One of the strange joys of blogging can be the occasional hate mail that inevitably shows up.  This afternoon over at Dooce I saw a brilliant post about just that.  Like most good bloggers, she's decided to not only laugh at her hate mail but to post it for us all to enjoy.  The post below made me laugh right out loud and I only wish my hate mail was so hilarious.  Enjoy...

"I would normally wait until I had enough hatemail to write a longer post, but the one I got this morning is just too good to keep to myself. From a reader who skipped class the day they talked about punctuation:

youre no one but a slut who loves to fuck her husband and get pregnant and talk about useless stuff so youre a free rider with nothing better to do in life and you dont work god you suck

I'm trying to wrap my head around this one, so bear with me... a slut who loves to fuck her husband? Is this a new brand of slut that I don't know about? The husband-fuckers? Women who love to go around screwing the men they're committed to? Because I thought those people were called wives.

This one also reminds me of a few uninteresting hatemails I got back when I announced my pregnancy from people who were all I TOLD YOU SO! CAN'T TAKE THE MORMON OUT OF THE GIRL! I guess because Mormons typically have large families, and my decision to have a second child proves that I'm trying to populate the entire world with my uterus. You know, they're right. Except I'm not having more than one kid to increase the ranks of my religion. In fact, the only reason I decided to have another child is so that should the need arise and my own stop working, I'll have a wider variety of kidneys to choose from. This is a Mormon teaching known as Emergency Preparedness."

Seriously I laughed forever with this one. Particularly the slut who F's her husband part.  

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